Contact me

If you’re a friend, colleague, client or co-conspirator in my world domination plan, then you probably already have my phone number and email address. If not, you can get in touch using the little form below. (Note to police, security services and courts: just kidding about the world domination plan. I wouldn’t want to suffer what you twats fine, upstanding chaps did to Paul Chambers.)





(Your answer to the “anti-spam” question helps me to eliminate messages from automated spam programs.)